George Bush: Tony Soprano, of course.
Laura Bush: Carmelo Soprano. Denial, denial, denial.
Jennifer Melfi: Daddy Bush (understudy: James Baker).
Livia Soprano: Barbara Bush. Icy! Explains a lot about the son...
Johnny Sack: Dick Cheney. Sees himself as superior to Tony. Ruthless.
Christopher Moltisanti: Alberto Gonzales. Hapless sycophant.
Uncle Junior: John Bolton. Cuckoo!!
Silvio Dante: Karl Rove. The voice whispering in Tony's ear.
Pauley Walnuts: Donald Rumsfeld. Incompetent, useless, and ruthless all in one!
AJ Soprano: Harriet Miers. No comment necessary!
Tony Blundetto: Colin Powell. A favorite of George-Tony, crossed Johnney Sack-Cheney, and needed a whacking.
Bobby Bacala: George Tenet. Trying to keep his hands clean yet remain part of the inner circle..
Janice Soprano: Condi Rice. Almost like family..
Karen Hughes: Meadow Soprano. Painting the family in a positive light!
Phil Leotardo: Scooter Libby.
Ralphie Cifaretto: Bernie Kerik.
Little Carmine Lupertazzi: Jeb Bush. Hiding out in Florida...
Hesh Rabkin: Jack Abramoff. The Jewish business partner...
Pussy Bonpensiero: Paul O'Neill. Part of the inner circle, betrayed the family early on, whacked.