Candidate Number 1: Mitt Romney, the man who changes his mind on absolutely everything.
Candidate Number 2: Rudy Guiliani, the pro-abortion Catholic.
Candidate Number 3: John McCain, the Vietnam war hero.
Three John Kerrys. I assume the conservatives will therefore repeat what they did in 2004, and hound these guys for flip-flopping incessantly, for dissenting from Church teaching on abortion, and for over-playing military service (I assume Republicans to repeat their little stunt with Purple Heart Band-Aids). Come on, folks, three John Kerrys! Don't you want to support Hillary?