This is getting too easy. Anyway, this one comes courtesy of TNR's Jonathan Chait.
"It's not credible to tar a political party with the misdeeds of one person. ... Issues usually trump scandals. Americans like reading about scandals. They like watching Desperate Housewives. But voting is different from voyeurism."And Kristol's evil twin:
"The dominant issue of the 1998 election will be Bill Clinton and Bill Clinton alone; his perjury; his cover-up; his obstruction of justice; and, yes, his sexual misconduct."